Now, where is it? Queen Bee: Just follow the signs. Otherwise, I don’t know what we’re going to do. Conker: What do you want me to do about it? Queen Bee: Please get it back for us. What ever shall we do? My beautiful hive has gone, and I’ll never see it again. *******! I ******* hate that ******! Anyway, vat vere ve? Ze milk, ze milk, ze table, ze table. I’ll show him where to stuff it! Stupid ******! All I do all day is try to sort his stupid ******* problems out. Goodbye! Goodbye! Professor Von Kriplespac: Duct tape! I’ll give him the duct tape. I don’t vant you to get the duct tape out again. Panther King: I don’t want to have to get the duct tape out again. Panther King: Cause you know what happened last time. Professor Von Kriplespac: I vill be as quick as I can sire. Not good! Let me have a look at it for you. So, you have spill ze milk again? That's not good. Professor Von Kriplespac: Ze table! Ah yes. Professor Von Kriplespac: Have I got everything? Have I got everything? Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! You know what he's like. Um, I think I know what’s gonna happen now. No more surprises please.Ĭonker: Plunger with dynamite. I'm afraid you'll have to try something else. But the designer thought it wise to change the training level a bit, to fool the audience into thinking that the rest of the game would also be. wasn't he meant to fall off here? Hey, weren't you meant to fall off here? Gargoyle: Yes. Conker: Oh, just great! I thought the designers said this was just a straight port. Then, once equipped, pull the right trigger to swipe. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo! A frying pan.Ĭonker: Weapons. Conker: Isn't it a little bit early in the day to start talking about gothic architecture? Gargoyle: Well, if you care to come a bit closer, we can discuss things of another nature.Ĭonker: Hang on a second. Thought it was about time to move to a bridge, say, and I'm not moving now. Have you ever sat on a piece of gothic architecture for 200 years? Gets right up your arse you know. Who's this guy? Gargoyle: If you think you're coming this way, you can think again. Then Press A again to do that funny helicoptery tail thing. Now then, what was it? Oh yeah! Press A to jump extra high. Now I remember! Pull the right trigger down and I should crouch. But, you will have to have watched them at least once.Ĭonker: Oh. If for whatever reason you want to skip all these wonderful cut scenes, then just pull the left trigger. Clever! And I feel loads better! Right! Let's get out of here. In fact, it would seem to me that these give me just what I need at that moment in see what he means. Birdy the Scarecrow: Really nice helium. Birdy the Scarecrow: Or you could try it again. Conker: So what does that mean? Birdy the Scarecrow: It means context sensitive. Conker: That’s it? Birdy the Scarecrow: Yeah. The light comes on and it makes this noise. And, eh, well, actually, they eh, press B. How can you help me? Birdy the Scarecrow: Right! Step over here.īirdy the Scarecrow: You see those buttons? Actually, you'll find that they're called context sensitive. Conker: Beardy? But you haven’t got a beard. What’s your name? Birdy the Scarecrow: Birdy. So you can’t help me at all? Birdy the Scarecrow: Actually, yeah. Can you help me? I need to get home and go to bed cause I don't feel very well at all. It’s gonna be one of those days.īirdy the Scarecrow: Uh. Slim Weasel Guard: More milk, sire? Panther King: Yes. Wasp: C’mon, c’mon! Quick! Quick! Quick! Conker: Huh? What was that? Oh, well. You guys enjoy yourselves and all that, and I'll probably see you sometime next week. Conker: Oh, okay! Right! Whose round was it? Everyone: YOURS! Conker: What? Again? Okay, can someone lend me a fiver? Conker: Ugh. Random person: Conker, put the phone down. Met up with a couple of guys, and they're off tomorrow to some.I dunno, fight some war somewhere. I'm not available to answer the phone, obviously! However, if you leave your, like, name and number, and sound cute, I may ring you back. "And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?", that you also say. Who'd have thought that? "But how did I come to this?", I hear you say. 4 Conker after he has obtained some cashĭialogue Conker: Well, there I am.
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